22 8 / 2014

(Source: tortillah, via shrugging)

21 8 / 2014

21 8 / 2014

(Source: saudcleveland, via dutchster)

21 8 / 2014

(Source: rapgeniustumblr, via penishole)

20 8 / 2014

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via seanp0donnell)

20 8 / 2014

harperisafairy:

dietcrush:

mcdonalds is that white boy in class who tells everyone he’d date a black girl

Did you know that we prefer our employees to be as easily exploitable as possible, given their structural positions in a profoundly patriarchal and white supremacist society?


I thought this post was about the dildo silhouette.

harperisafairy:

dietcrush:

mcdonalds is that white boy in class who tells everyone he’d date a black girl

Did you know that we prefer our employees to be as easily exploitable as possible, given their structural positions in a profoundly patriarchal and white supremacist society?

I thought this post was about the dildo silhouette.

(via vaginal-erection)

20 8 / 2014

highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

image

take a shower then dry my hair

image

come down stairs ready for breakfast

image

greet the mailman

image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

20 8 / 2014

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(Source: priceofliberty, via toodopetoexist)

19 8 / 2014

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

(via dutchster)

19 8 / 2014

function-over-form:

that911:

aka every Tumblr carboy

yoooooo how did you guys find this video of me?

(via vaginal-erection)